My mom recently got a new knee. I think the old one clashed with her drapes. It also wasn’t working very well anymore. It had become very unstable and gave her the kind of intense pain you would only expect after being shot with a nail gun.
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Entries by Cris Cohen
At midnight, whoever was babysitting would send us out onto the driveway and have us hit pots with wooden spoons. Several new years were rung in to the sounds of some sort of saucepan violence. As a result, it is possible that various cooking sets dreamed of one day having a celebration of their own where they beat small children.
My new cell phone came with a warning saying that “Failure to follow these safety instructions could result in fire, electric shock, or other injury or damage to the phone or other property”.
Autumn is the season for spiders, and we asked CaryCitizen Humorist Cris Cohen to spin us tale of the humble arachnid.
This kind of bulk mailing is referred to by the credit card people as an “exclusive offer.” By “exclusive” they mean that they are limiting it to anyone who has not been dead for more than six years.
It’s like her vocal chords resonate at a frequency that has not been discovered (or at least recreated) by anything else in this universe.
This weekend the heart of rock ‘n’ roll will be beating in Cary. On Sunday, July 24, Huey Lewis & The News will take the stage at the Booth Amphitheatre. Huey Lewis spoke with Cris Cohen about the new album, the fun of recording live, and the evolution of his voice.
When applying for a job, it is best to be upfront about any limitations you may have. “Although I am willing to relocate, I am required to alert the authorities whenever I move.”
“All I said was that I wanted it to be a little pink inside.”
Humorist Cris Cohen has some very important questions you should always ask a chiropractor.